Bona Fyde

He was the illegitimate son of a hippie and a pirate wench that was adopted by farmers and whisked away to the midwest. His new parents knew something was terribly wrong when they found him getting frisky with an ear of corn, the chickens as his audience. It was then, gazing down at that ear of corn with his pants around his ankles,that he knew he was destined for bigger and better things than an audience of farm animals. Bona moved West to seek his fortune and to satisfy the
consuming urge to search for buried treasure. He was then blown East to the DC Area, which he now calls home.

Influences: Frank Sinatra, Clark Gable, John Dillinger, Edward Teach, and Lil Wayne

Interests: Pretty Women, Shiny Things, Fast Cars, Rum and Cigars

Birthday: April 22

Star Sign:Taurus

Quote: "You only live once, and the way I live, once is enough. Cock your hat - angles are attitudes."

Birthplace: Isla de la Muerte

Day Job? Pirate