Bona Fyde

A DC King since 2006, Bona Fyde is illegitimate son of a hippie and a pirate wench that was adopted by farmers and whisked away to the midwest.

His new parents knew something was terribly wrong when they found him getting frisky with an ear of corn, the chickens as his audience. It was then, gazing down at that ear of corn with his pants around his ankles, that Bona knew he was destined for bigger things, so he hopped a train out west in search of buried treasure and was then blown east to DC which he now calls home.

Bona enjoys duct tape, cigars, whiskey, pretty women and shiny things.